Back in the Day-Glo parachute pants innocence of the 1980’s, something as profligate and titillatingly licentious as a publicly released homemade sex tape could be horribly damming to a celebrity. Even after appearing in a nude, pelvic thrust sex scene with Demi Moore in the 1986 film “About Last Night”, it was still a scandalous revelation and a significant hurtle to actor Rob Lowe’s career two years later, when a videotaped ménage-a-trois with two female fans was put into circulation.
Following the ‘big bang’ of celebrity sex tapes, however, in which Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee unwittingly planted the seeds of social acceptance in the fertile internet soil of a dawning information age, a new universe was created in which sex tapes would not only be touted by celebrities (i.e. Justin “Screech” Diamond) but the very means by which the phenomenon of celebrity could be created (i.e. Kim Kardashian).
Following the ‘big bang’ of celebrity sex tapes, however, in which Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee unwittingly planted the seeds of social acceptance in the fertile internet soil of a dawning information age, a new universe was created in which sex tapes would not only be touted by celebrities (i.e. Justin “Screech” Diamond) but the very means by which the phenomenon of celebrity could be created (i.e. Kim Kardashian).
Reaching critical mass and jumping the shark as of yesterday, it was announced the latest big-name celebrity appearing in a priced-to-sell DVD will be none other than 2-foot 8-inch “Austin Powers” co-star Verne Troyer.
Ranae Shrider
Ranae Shrider
The Jim Carrey of little people actors, Troyer can be seen in a teaser for the upcoming DVD posted on website TMZ, kissing his former live-in girlfriend, 22 year-old Ranae Shrider, in the buff, before creepily slipping his tongue into the aspiring model’s mouth. According to the official story, the tape was stolen from the couple’s apartment, perhaps by the same burglar responsible for thieving the Pam and Tommy video.
Celebrity sex-tape broker Kevin Blatt, the man behind Paris Hilton’s hugely successful “One Night in Paris”, is reportedly brokering the deal for SugarDVD, and offering $100,000 for exclusive distribution rights.
No word yet, as of Thursday evening, on the status of Rana Shrider’s reality series, no-doubt already in the works.
Ranae Shrider Biography
Ranae Shrider is 22 years old and 5′9″ tall. She has brown eyes and black hair. She and Vern Troyer lived together for about six months and supposedly even considered marriage before breaking up. Apparently shortly before their breakup, they decided to film one of their sexual escapades in their New York apartment. Perhaps it will make them a little money. Unfortunately for them, money can’t buy class.
It looks like the hookup with Verne didn’t do Ranae Shrider much good. There is very little information available about her. Has she landed any modeling jobs? Acting, perhaps? Looks like her only claim to fame is doing the dirty with Verne Troyer.
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